May 2013
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commanderinqueef:
*cracks knuckles*
*opens microsoft word*
*takes 30 min break*
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I will concede the following points that every comedian wants us all so badly to...
– Curtis Luciani, In Reponse to Daniel Tosh’s Rape Joke (via misandry-mermaid)
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If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner. (via notclarissa)
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imnotdaredevil:
when people don’t tag stuff that you have blacklisted
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lokis-army-at-221b:
muggleland:
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
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teen-heat:
if you aren’t freakin in love with dogs then we can NEVER date
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rehabbed:
if snails can sleep for 3 years at a time then so can i
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stuft:
I wonder how close the nearest elephant is to me right now.
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punsicle:
have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class...
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fasterfood:
half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
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THINGS I LIKE
when people use my name in conversation
when people say “this reminded me of you!”
when people remember little things i say/do
when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look
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rneerkat:
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
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