plajus:

pancakestein:

wtf is with America.. get me out..

americans joke on here about being the most amazing country to exist, but it’s all code. please save us. holy shit please get us out of here

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

OMG IT’S GARY BIRDSONG! aka the crazy pit preacher.  I was totally enthralled by this man.  I used to sit and watch him every week as he spent hours arguing with strangers, ranting about “homos” and women wearing pants, and telling stories about his days in the Hell’s Angels doing meth before he was Born Again.  He would spin around and scream, YOU WICKED WICKED SINNERS!!! YOU BROOD OF VIPERS, I CAST YOU OUT! Quite a showman.  One time he even called my friend a whoremonger.  I see some things never change.  *wipes away tear*  Really takes me back.  Shine on, you crazy diamond.  Oh and the best part—once I got him to admit that people who never really learn about the bible or Christianity can still be good people and lead good lives and go to heaven.  TAKE THAT.  I CONVINCED A CRAZY PERSON OF SOMETHING KIND OF LOGICAL.  Clearly I am fated to argue with insane white people 

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

OMG IT’S GARY BIRDSONG! aka the crazy pit preacher.  I was totally enthralled by this man.  I used to sit and watch him every week as he spent hours arguing with strangers, ranting about “homos” and women wearing pants, and telling stories about his days in the Hell’s Angels doing meth before he was Born Again.  He would spin around and scream, YOU WICKED WICKED SINNERS!!! YOU BROOD OF VIPERS, I CAST YOU OUT! Quite a showman.  One time he even called my friend a whoremonger.  I see some things never change.  *wipes away tear*  Really takes me back.  Shine on, you crazy diamond.  

Oh and the best part—once I got him to admit that people who never really learn about the bible or Christianity can still be good people and lead good lives and go to heaven.  TAKE THAT.  I CONVINCED A CRAZY PERSON OF SOMETHING KIND OF LOGICAL.  Clearly I am fated to argue with insane white people 

americananimal:

Ok I am planning out all the dogs I want.  Besides the ones I currently have, I want a Deerhound named Thranduil, a Kerry Blue Terrier named Convict 224 (aka Connie), several more Field Spaniels but at least one black and tan dog named Tully (short for Tullamore Dew) and a liver dog named Guinness and a black bitch named Marlowe, an Aussie whose name I haven’t picked yet but it will be black tri, a Welsh Springer Spaniel named RDJ, and a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel named Percy Bysshe Shelley. 

I’m crazy. *mutters to self*

CALICOVIRUS SAID: HOLY CRAP THIS IS LIKE THE MOST ENGLISH MAJOR LIST OF DOG NAMES I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE HAHAHA

Ok you got me.  except I forgot about my Irish Terrier named James Joyce (jk except not really)  Oh and the fact that my future Field Spaniesl will all carry the kennel name Arcadia from a book about spaniels by a Virginia Woolf.  Oops lol

Also I want two cats.  A bluepoint ragdoll named Charles and either another ragdoll or a Himalayan named Kanye.  Registered named for Kanye will be I AM A GOD.  ok bye

Ok I am planning out all the dogs I want.  Besides the ones I currently have, I want a Deerhound named Thranduil, a Kerry Blue Terrier named Convict 224 (aka Connie), several more Field Spaniels but at least one black and tan dog named Tully (short for Tullamore Dew) and a liver dog named Guinness and a black bitch named Marlowe, an Aussie whose name I haven’t picked yet but it will be black tri, a Welsh Springer Spaniel named RDJ, and a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel named Percy Bysshe Shelley. 

I’m crazy. *mutters to self*

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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Fox News are reporting that Mike Brown may have attacked Darren Wilson with a samurai sword, an AK47 and Thor’s hammer prior to being shot by him.

pinkmarmalade:

jcoleknowsbest:

emeraldjade:

CNN confirms this to be true by an anonymous caller to a local radio station who wasn’t there but has first hand knowledge of what happened.

Drag they ass to high hell

iateurmom
"I’ve been in several conflict zones: I was in the civil war regions in Georgia, the Gaza strip, illegally visited the Kaliningrad region when travel to the Soviet Union was still strictly prohibited for westerners, I’ve been in Iraq, Vietnam and China, I’ve met Cuban dissidents. But to be arrested and yelled at and be rudely treated by police? For that I had to travel to Ferguson and St. Louis in the United States of America."
Ansgar Graw, German War Correspondent for Die Welt, on his experience being arrested in Ferguson, MO

banji-realness:

mickyalexander:

harrysde:

From Elon James White Tuesday night.

Everything is so disheartening…

"I can get gassed & rubber bulleted every night for the next month and what will you learn that you don’t know right now?" — Elon James White

shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr